The news on Vern’s site is never of wars or disasters. It’s always updates on creative projects or new ideas. Pretty nice, right?
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fisherman’s brag
“It was THIS BIG!” Biggest fish I ever caught! But HOW big? If you want to give Vern the measurements (telling the truth, of course) he might consent to carve you a record of your Most Amazing Catch. Read more
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a request from us gnome guys
Hey Vern! Thanks for carving us guys! We’re quite a community now — kind of rambunctious at times, but friendly and fun. But we wanted to ask you: “Are you planning to carve us some women?” We’d like that. They might improve some of the bad taste in the jokes around here. Read more
Vern Dombrowski 