Author: eileendski

“It was THIS BIG!” Biggest fish I ever caught! But HOW big? If you want to give Vern the measurements (telling the truth, of course) he might consent to carve you a record of your Most Amazing Catch.

Hey Vern! Thanks for carving us guys! We’re quite a community now — kind of rambunctious at times, but friendly and fun. But we wanted to ask you: “Are you planning to carve us some women?” We’d like that. They might improve some of the bad taste in the jokes around here.